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“… it’s better to work highly focused for short periods of time, with breaks in between, than to be partially focused for long periods of time. Think of it as a sprint, rather than a marathon. You can push yourself to your limits for short periods of time, so long as you have a clear stopping point. And after a rest, you can sprint again.”

– Engagement pro Tony Schwartz’s productivity tip? Dedicate 50-90 minute bursts to focusing on just one task. (via fastcompany)

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We’re all on here for the free porn, so unless Yahoo! decides to get rid of it all, you kids can stop freaking out because Tumblr jumped the shark back in 2009.

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therealklt: sheknewofeverything: externalrespiration: gourmet-pigtesticles: coolada: brett-tyler-b: beverlyhillsmom: the article just got better as i kept on reading I havent laughed so hard in a while  this is me and brett It’s funny because if you don’t consummate a marriage (basically make the marriage official through sex) within the first 6 months of marriage it’s not considered a marriage anymore double-holy Is this the Onion, though? Tell me it’s the Onion. I really, really hope it isn’t the Onion. Please not.

therealklt:

sheknewofeverything:

externalrespiration:

gourmet-pigtesticles:

coolada:

brett-tyler-b:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

I havent laughed so hard in a while 

this is me and brett

It’s funny because if you don’t consummate a marriage (basically make the marriage official through sex) within the first 6 months of marriage it’s not considered a marriage anymore

double-holy

Is this the Onion, though?

Tell me it’s the Onion.

I really, really hope it isn’t the Onion. Please not.